3 Jun 2012

beyoncebeytwice:

does mcdonalds not realize how much money they would make if they just served damn breakfast 24 hours a day

3 Jun 2012

  • mom: why are you laughing alone in your room

2 Jun 2012

skarvika:

why is there a guitar in my teardrops

2 Jun 2012

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(Source: zeldea)

2 Jun 2012

“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

2 Jun 2012

qbj:

myrice answered your question: How exactly does one get downtown in Winnipeg…

buses still run on sunday. you can plan a bus trip by going to winnipegtransit.com/en/… :)

THEY DO?

Well, this is embarrassing! ///

I’ve only lived in small cities before, where buses don’t run on Sundays. I guess that wouldn’t make any sense in a big city, though. I’m a dummy.

Thank you kindly! :>

lol yes they do. and holidays too, just not as often as they do on weekdays and whatnot. haha hope you have fun at pride! :D

2 Jun 2012

(Source: disneyslove)

2 Jun 2012

  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

2 Jun 2012

  • Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
  • Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
  • Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
  • Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony

2 Jun 2012

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2 Jun 2012

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

2 Jun 2012

musicproblems:

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musicproblems:

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2 Jun 2012

2 Jun 2012

2 Jun 2012

musicproblems:

submitted by: little-terces 

musicproblems:

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