does mcdonalds not realize how much money they would make if they just served damn breakfast 24 hours a day
- mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
why is there a guitar in my teardrops
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
(Source: zeldea)
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
qbj:
myrice answered your question: How exactly does one get downtown in Winnipeg…
buses still run on sunday. you can plan a bus trip by going to winnipegtransit.com/en/… :)THEY DO?
Well, this is embarrassing! ///
I’ve only lived in small cities before, where buses don’t run on Sundays. I guess that wouldn’t make any sense in a big city, though. I’m a dummy.
Thank you kindly! :>
lol yes they do. and holidays too, just not as often as they do on weekdays and whatnot. haha hope you have fun at pride! :D
(Source: disneyslove)
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
submitted by: shadowlandtulip
(Source: excuse-my-charisma)
submitted by: little-terces
